October 2009
Listening to Sade all day.
Can’t find my white handlebars, does anyone know where they are?
8:42 am car rides to go see @lizchereskin are more awesome than you’d think.
Should be beaching it but Kyle is a beach bailer.
Blasting th Fred Falke today. Makes me want to go dance tonight.
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According to the guy in the cubicle next to me my boss “got her ass eaten” - I’m hoping he meant she got chewed out..
I’m having mini panic attacks all over my body because I left my phone at home today.
I believe vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they’ll never be able to prove it.
I should be at the park, instead I’m waiting for laundry to dry.
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Just had a coworker call me and ask me how to spell insubordinate. Apparently I’m the new spell check.
I’ve never seen someone on a motorcycle get drive thru.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Gorilla Biscuits (28)
Ladyhawke (20)
Coconut Records (19)
Company of Thieves (17)
Calvin Harris (17)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I am not young enough to know everything.
– Oscar Wilde
Trade Kyle/ @thenewzero a pack of Ramen for vodka.
I have nothing to do today. Someone change that.
I only want to deal in Sacagawea dollars form now on.
Halloween Thoughts
This is the first year that I’ll have my own place during Halloween and I’m not really sure what to expect as far as trick-or-treaters are concerned but I know I don’t want to buy candy so here’s a list of alternative items I will be giving out:
beets or cloves of garlic
last weeks Orlando Sentinel
cat treats
plastic cutlery
canned vegetables
travel shampoos and...
Just got groomed by Duckie.
I’m definitely going to need a drink after today. Anyone down to try High Gravity? @thenewzero ?
Taking all the self control I have not to sing along to Toto’s Africa while grocery shopping.
I want my life to be like House Party 2.